What is your favorite word?” “And. It is so hopeful.– An interview with Margaret Atwood (via myprivateopera)
amouremeline: I’m single like a noble gas. No one wants to bond with me.
I look awful when I'm lying down
vandeusen: i wish there were more hours in the day for me to sit around and do nothing
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREYS ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
I sometimes wonder if anyone has a legit crush on... →
leilockheart: wowfunniestposts: Then I remember what I look like…
Let's trade places so you could see how I feel.